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We established already that Serbian girls are very beautiful. They are used to being flirted with, so you have to be really original with your approach. Funny and witty are always the right path, but there is some of the pick up lines that you should never try on Serbian girls. Or on any other girl, for that matter.

1. "Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!"
Is it out of control because it's to big? That is what she will think that you're saying.

2. "Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."
So corny.

3."Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."
Oh, yeah she didn't hear that one before.

4."I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?" 
Do you miss your mommy as well?

5. "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long."
There is no Subway in Serbia, and we use the metric system. Ignoring the fact that this is so lame, she wouldn't understand what the hell are you talking about.

6. "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"
The only thing blowing in your face will be her fist.

7. "It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out."
Nerd alert!

8. "I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."
STD is never funny. Look at a circle around you if you ever use this stupid line.

9. "I'm a man! You're a woman! You do the math!"
And the result is – you’re going home alone.

10."Nice legs; what time do they open?"
For you my friend, never.

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